Hello Sweethearts

So much has happened around here that has kept me from keeping up my blogs. Seems to happen around this time of year really. Struggling to keep up home life and satisfying all my horny men on the phone. Some could say I am spending far to much time at the shops looking for those sexy outfits that helps me maintaining my hot MILF status with in the neighbourhood. Then again would you men have me any other way? I would think not. No one wants me to turn into some desperate housewife. I get chills just thinking of it. So I think having me run behind in my blogs knowing that I am spending the day at the spa for those perfectly manicured nails, shopping for sexy lingerie and having lunch teasing those college waiters.

Speaking of teasing young men. I had gone shopping the other day for a to die for dress as I was heading off to the college campus my step son has been at for 3 months now. He was home for Thanksgiving in October and really must make a mental note to blog about that later. Now that was over a month ago so I really need a dose of him. I put on this curve hugging red dress with a plunging neckline. Team that with a push up bra and my big round tits were cock rising even more than usual.

So when I got out of the car and my son saw this dress he was speechless followed by Mom dont you have a sweater or something? Poor boy it only got worse from there when all his friends were wondering who I was, as they were wiping the drool off their chins. The looks on their face told me that they were having some wild sexy fantasy where I was the star. I swear all younger men have an older woman sex fantasy. Wondering what we will teach them. Through lunch, as we talked about school, dating etc, that look soon came across my sons face. Now perhaps its the phone sex fantasies that have me being the seducing mom or aunt but I the more he looked at me like that the more I started to flirt.

The flirting was where it ended for I had to head home after lunch. It did get me thinking though and really in the mood from some older woman younger men phone sex fantasies. I just have to wonder who I will be for some times I am the hot kinky MILF next door and other times I assume a more taboo family member role ~ Aunt Porscha.

Talk to you soon, Sweethearts

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Hello Sweethearts.

Well the step son is off to college and loving it. I suppose wont be seeing him for awhile. Every time I call the conversation is about 10 seconds that is if he answers the phone. I remember college life. I know he isnt studying at all. I just hope he manages to keep his grades up with all the partying. He is a pretty good kid so not to worries. But still mama is gonna worry.

I have to admit when we drove out to drop him off. He pick a good college. Well from my perspective anyways. Lots of decent young men around. Something about being in that college environment all I wanted to do was find the nearest frat house and introduce myself properly to all those hard dicks.

Now my boy is on the basketball team. Well if there isnt a few nice big black boys on that team. I really am hoping he will make friends with them and bring them home on a break or two. I do love his friends so.

Pretty quiet house otherwise, hubby is working extra hard. I did have one of my friends notice the house being quiet and say I should pick up a hobby so that I wouldn’t feel so alone.  I had to laugh at her suggestion of scrapbooking. Oh yes the latest craze in our neighbourhood is scrap booking now I am not knocking it. I enjoy a good album like most but its not my idea of fun. Little does she know that while she is off at her little class her husband is busy doing his own things and on the odd occasion I have helped him. So really me alone? Far from it.

Time to put on something a bit more sexy and sit back to enjoy those phone sex calls. Just ask for Porscha, the dirty housewife when calling 1-888-904-9766

Hello Sweethearts

Well I thought I would take a few moments and put a few words down since it has been a bit since I have written anything. Currently, my husband is home and well getting on the phone is most difficult. There is some word that he will be back to work tomorrow I have my fingers crossed that is true. For keeping him entertained is a bit of a boring chore especially when my interests lay else where.

I celebrated my birthday a week or so ago now. Still the sexiest and horniest milf you will ever find or fuck around. Now my step son set me a gift card to go get an ipod. I will admit, I have purchased many for the step kids, nephews etc but never for myself. I have even listened to them. I was thinking this is a wonderful gift and that boy of mine will be getting a special treat when I see him next. Well lets just say I needed a stiff drink after trying to figure out how to get music on that pesky sucker. How in the world could a MILF like me not understand an ipod. Well it is true. I didnt. I think this officially makes me a GILF. I wondered when the transitioned happened and I found it. I will no longer by your fetish phone sex milf but now the horny phone sex gilf.  Well I sat there for hours trying to figure out this thing. It wasnt till I went enough and put on my sexiest dress and high heels uncorked a bottle of wine and called the young neighbour next door to get him to teach me. Well I managed to learn a few things. But the wine went to our heads rather fast and well he got distracted by my long legs and big breasts. So needless to say my ipod didnt get full but my pussy definitely did. However, I do think a few more tutorial sessions are in order since I was so distracted by the ever increasing bulge in his pants. I really dont think it will be a problem getting him over again.

I shall run for now since I hear my husband pulling into the driveway.

Porscha 1-888-904-9766

Hello Sweethearts

Today I was out running some muchly needed errands and came back to the most delightful sight. The lawnboy was working on the front lawn. That is a wonderful thing to turn the corner and see that shirtless muscular man pushing the lawn mower. I got wet instantly. Then wondered how I could of missed being home for him. I always ensure to be home for any work being done. Could I have over looked this one? I hoped so. I enjoy sitting back and watching the view as they work.

Now today I was sitting in my favorite chair in my bedroom that over looks the back yard. Wearing nothing but a robe over my bra and panties talking to a cuckold on the phone. Well all I had to do was describe the lawn boy. That cuckold’s small penis was twitching. There I was describing all the sensual things that I would do in my bed to this big cock stud. Well that cuck was begging for the cream pie and to think begging before it was already there.

Mind you that cuckold phone sex call was a bit ago. My. What has this cuckoldress being up too since then? Getting my mature cunt filled with a cream pie? Possibly the only way to find out for sure is to give me a call for some cheap phone sex at 1-888-904-9766

Talk to you soon, Sweetheart

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Hello Sweethearts

I have had quite the interesting week. I ended up with a plumber at my house for my hot water tank was on its last leg. What a mess that was. Lucky for me it didnt blow and I caught it at the right time. But still not the thing you really want to go through. I was lucky that my husband was out of town, for if he was in town he would of opted to try and fix it himself. And this gave me an excuse to call the very young sexy Italian stud of a plumber. He makes my cunt drip just at the thought of him. I have his card on the fridge so I can look at it and fantasize over it. He is the one that came to sort out some sink issues. Heavenly. Just thinking of him makes me all creamy.

Unfortunately, he finished early but it was nice to watch him flex those muscles. As always I worked my cougar qualities and got a good discount. Nothing like some dick sucking to get them to lower the labour costs. Dick was amazing just what I needed to perk up my afternoon. Him sitting on my washer, grabbing my long dark hair. Pulling my hair to guide my mouth. I love it when a man grabs my hair. Something so incredibly hot. So forceful.

I have to say I cant wait for something else to go wrong in the house and to be force to suck his cock again. I think it would be even more exciting if my husband was home and forced to watch me take that strangers cock in my mouth. I dont know what it is about forced phone sex role plays they are just so arousing. Perhaps this weekend will be filled with them.

Talk to you soon, sweetheart

Porscha 1-888-904-9766

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Hello Sweethearts

Well last night, I was having an interesting conversation with my boy’s girlfriend. She is a Britney fan and I was trying to find out what all the hype was about her latest song. I suddenly feel so old. Nothing like having this coed staring at me popping her bubble gum going, Mrs Porscha I really don’t know why your not catching this its really simple. I felt like a diagram had to be drawn. I am thinking the song is about bisexuality. Oh was I wrong and did the girlfriend just about fall over. Seems everyone wants to fuck her. I still don’t catch it. I am sure I will though she is around enough and Britney is all she listens too.

The good news is that when I am on the phone with my boys they appreciate that I am a mature woman and may not keep up with the slang in certain songs but I do keep up with what makes those dicks throb extra hard. Tonight I had a party boy on the phone it was his 22nd birthday and had been partying all day long. He had come home to change and take care of some pent up sexual needs before heading off to the stripper club. What is a birthday without a hot phone sex call with a MILF. Well he had a certain MILF phone sex fantasy or was it a certain MILF on his mind that he would like to fuck. So it was a hot phone sex role play where he catches me working at the strip club. His shock leads to me having to keep him quiet with a bit of a blow job.

Now I know that there are more MILF lovers out there looking to indulge in a MILF phone sex call with a sexy woman. Talk to you soon, sweetheart.

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Hello Sweethearts

Well I was away for a bit with my husband being home. He had some time off of work. He was oh so happy to have some time off but I on the other hand was not so happy for him to have nearly 2 weeks off.  4 Days is quite enough of my very vanilla husband. Thank you very much.  When he was gone I couldnt wait to grab my favorite sex toy and become available for some kinky phone sex calls. I have to say when I thought about doing phone sex I didnt think I would get quite the positive reaction I do. I didnt realize so many men loved mature woman like myself and they love hearing that I am nearing my 50′s.  I have no issue with getting older in fact I invite it. I feel that I am like a fine wine I only get better with age. Not to mention I am at the height of my sexual peak.

Let me see what fun did I have over the weekend. Oh yes there was a charming role play just made for the cougar in me. This guy was telling me about his this hot MILF that lived next door to him when he was younger. She would always invite him over to go swimming but he would always say no. No matter how much he really wanted to. So his phone sex fantasy was to see what would happen if he was to say yes to the mature cougar’s sexual advances. Well it was one very hot roleplay indeed. His cock was springing to attention the minute I showed up to the door in my leopard printed bikini. My triple D tits on display for him and the world to see. Well dressed like that it was hard for my hard and horny young neighbour to say no. Lets just say the rest of the fantasy went extremely wild and kinky. Would you expect anything less from this horny housewife? I would think not.

Well I am so happy to be back to my boys. I missed you all. I am not expecting my husband home for awhile now so I am ready to play the week away.

Talk to you soon, sweethearts

Porscha 1-888-904-9766

Hello Sweethearts

The flowers are blooming. The sun is attempting to shine. This horny house wife is thinking all about what hot lawn company will be working around the house this summer. I have been interviewing quite a few. Really their work has nothing to do with whether or not I hire them its all about who they have working for them. Do you hire college boys to work for you during the summer months? Those young men. Oh I am practically drooling over the college meat that was here last summer. I know your going Porscha why not go with the company the year before but really been there done them. I need a new challenge a new selection of men to prowl amongst. Those unsuspecting what my cougar like moves will be. The art of seduction and my victory is the hard cock throbbing for my mature pussy.
I talked to a friend of mine who lives not to far from me and she was telling me about a new company that just started up. Nothing but hot young men. So I will be talking to them this week. Once I find my lawn boys it will be on to finding the perfect bikini for the summer. Ahh the joys of spring. Will be keeping you posted on what will happen with the quest for some delicious eye candy.
I have been having quite a bit of fun on the phone. And to think I thought I was too old to be a phone sex operator. I have talked to so many men who adore my smooth mature voice. Well really not sure if its my voice or knowing that a mature woman who loves sex is on the other end of the phone. The phone fantasies have been extremely hot. From being the sexy mature neighbour, mom’s friend that visits for the weekend and well some fantasies that are extremely taboo in nature. Don’t worry sweethearts what ever your fantasy is, I place no restrictions to our phone fun.
Talk to you soon, sweethearts
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Hello Sweethearts
I had a wonderful cross dressing phone sex call this afternoon. The dear was looking to unwind and knew dressing up like a little tramp would do it. So he landed in front of my closet. I really am not sure if I should be flattered or a bit embarrassed that he came to my closet to get dressed up like a slut. What does that say about my clothing choices? Oh really who am I kidding. I can’t pull off that adoring house wife routine. We all know that under my apron is one slutty house wife and the closet to prove it. So it is only natural for a slutty cross dresser to come to my bedroom for some dress up. I knew just the outfit to put him in too. My friend were saying this dress made me look like a lady of the evening. So really when a cross dresser comes to you saying I want to feel slutty wouldnt you put them in that dress? Of course you would. There is no hiding any secrets in that dress. Most of all how excited my cross dressing slut was getting. The finishing touches and I had one perfect little slut in front of me ready to prove that hooker red lips are good for one thing. Now what about you what will help you relax and unwind today some cross dressing phone sex or are you looking for more a sissy boy phone sex call. Either way I have a wonderful slutty closet to use.
Talk to you soon, sweethearts
Porscha 1-888-904-9766

Hello Sweetheart.
Well today was one of those days where I had to do some running around and then to make things worse my charming husband phone to say “Sweetie its time to get the oil changed while your doing your errands just go to the service area and get it done.” Yes just what I wanted to add to my list of errands. I went to the local place that my husband always goes and I well lets just say I will not be complaining when he asks me to get the car looked after again. The men there are well something to admire. I of course had to wait but being the only woman there it was like I was on the menu. All those eyes on me. I savored every moment of it. Sitting in that chair with my skirt riding up to expose my long legs. The poor service man could barely focus on his work. When it was just him and I in the office I got up to lean over that desk. My triple D breasts practically falling out. Asking how long before I would be serviced. The bulge in his pants was obvious. My cunt was getting wet just thinking of the fucking I could get. I couldnt get out of my mind the image of those greasy fingers leaving their marks on my ass. That thought had me licking my lips. I just whispered to him. You want to fuck this. Well he didnt have to be asked twice he had me in that bathroom for a good pounding. After we were done I asked him if anyone else was due for an afternoon break? I was the afternoon coffee break for the entire service department. Have to say their customer service is very hands on.
Now that I have been filled with cum all afternoon. I am all ready for some cum eater to clean out my pussy or perhaps you would like to hear the details of the delicious gang bang I got this afternoon. I am all about telling of my personal real life sex adventures on the phone. I look forward to an evening of wild phone sex.

Talk to you soon, Sweethearts

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